Roughing up is a good thing, never forget that
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Lui: Can't. You have to be a moron in love. That's the fucked-up thing about love. I've done so many stupid things. When I'm really into something I'm in it all the way. I'll do almost anything without thinking about it until the relationship is over. Then I just think about what a fucking idiot I was. You give yourself 100 percent to the relationship or to the person and you can't think straight. Your mind is somewhere else. In fact, Hallmark should make a Valentine's Day card that says, "Thank you for being such a moron." Maybe I'll do it if this job doesn't work out.
Q15 Playboy: What are the danger signs that a relationship is over the top?
Lui: When there's a lot of unnecessary drama in the relationship. When you walk in the door and he's got his penis hanging out of his pants. Normal stuff. He has gone and got a scrotum tuck--that's when you know something's gone wrong. You know, those telltale everyday things.
Q16 Playboy: Asian sex secrets--myth, hype or just plain good sense?
Lui: The mystique should live on, baby. Everyone thinks what they do is really mysterious and wonderful and unique and that they're the best lover in the world. Everyone should have that mentality, or they should try to improve on it. The Asian mystique is that you don't talk and you look really small. That's the attraction. Keep your mouth shut and turn over! I don't know what the Asian sex secrets are--if somebody has them, let me know.
Q17 Playboy: Can you envision an adult film based on The Karate Kid?
Lui: Yeah, Whacks On, Whacks Off. Enough said. No one's ever forgotten that phrase. There have been so many funny spoofs on films. I get a kick out of them, though I don't know if I would ever actually want to go to the theater to see them.
Q18 Playboy: What is the best message you've received in a fortune cookie?
Lui: [Pulling them out of her wallet] "Be assertive and you will win." "You will be unusually successful in business." "Get away from home for a while to restore your energies." That's the best one. "Your talents are in fine shape, utilize them to their fullest."
Q19 Playboy: Which of men's many shortcomings should they get over?
Lui: Can't. You have to be a moron in love. That's the fucked-up thing about love. I've done so many stupid things. When I'm really into something I'm in it all the way. I'll do almost anything without thinking about it until the relationship is over. Then I just think about what a fucking idiot I was. You give yourself 100 percent to the relationship or to the person and you can't think straight. Your mind is somewhere else. In fact, Hallmark should make a Valentine's Day card that says, "Thank you for being such a moron." Maybe I'll do it if this job doesn't work out.
Q15 Playboy: What are the danger signs that a relationship is over the top?
Lui: When there's a lot of unnecessary drama in the relationship. When you walk in the door and he's got his penis hanging out of his pants. Normal stuff. He has gone and got a scrotum tuck--that's when you know something's gone wrong. You know, those telltale everyday things.
Q16 Playboy: Asian sex secrets--myth, hype or just plain good sense?
Lui: The mystique should live on, baby. Everyone thinks what they do is really mysterious and wonderful and unique and that they're the best lover in the world. Everyone should have that mentality, or they should try to improve on it. The Asian mystique is that you don't talk and you look really small. That's the attraction. Keep your mouth shut and turn over! I don't know what the Asian sex secrets are--if somebody has them, let me know.
Q17 Playboy: Can you envision an adult film based on The Karate Kid?
Lui: Yeah, Whacks On, Whacks Off. Enough said. No one's ever forgotten that phrase. There have been so many funny spoofs on films. I get a kick out of them, though I don't know if I would ever actually want to go to the theater to see them.
Q18 Playboy: What is the best message you've received in a fortune cookie?
Lui: [Pulling them out of her wallet] "Be assertive and you will win." "You will be unusually successful in business." "Get away from home for a while to restore your energies." That's the best one. "Your talents are in fine shape, utilize them to their fullest."
Q19 Playboy: Which of men's many shortcomings should they get over?
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