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7. Do scientists get laid a lot?
Aukerman: There's nothing sexy about a scientist. We don't have science groupies or anything like that. Many scientists spend their evenings at the lab rather than in bed, so that's a thrill-killer. Then again, some lucky scientist invented Viagra, so they know a thing or two about getting off.
8. Does caffeine enhance the sexual experience?
Aukerman: It can, if you do it right. Initially, caffeine will make you jittery, which is obviously not going to work well -- the "quick squirt" phenomenon. But if you drink a few pots of coffee and stay up all night, the next morning you will have a coffee boner. I have heard many a tale of marathon sex sessions due to the fortitude and longevity of the coffee boner.
9. Which Descendents song has the unlikeliest sexual connotations?
Aukerman: I would say "Enjoy." It's a song about farting, but I used the word "queef" in it, not knowing that it's used to refer to post-sex vaginal expulsion of air.
10. What's the craziest thing a girl's ever done to score you?
Aukerman: Show me her tattoo of my likeness on her crotch. It didn't work. Sex is already funny enough without having to look at a cartoon of yourself while doing it.
11. Do you have any nicknames for your dick?
Aukerman: The pink palomino.
12. What's better than sex?
Milo Aukerman: When the sex is good, nothing. Sometimes ice cream can be better, but that's rare
Photo courtesy of Fat Wreck Chords
7. Do scientists get laid a lot?
Aukerman: There's nothing sexy about a scientist. We don't have science groupies or anything like that. Many scientists spend their evenings at the lab rather than in bed, so that's a thrill-killer. Then again, some lucky scientist invented Viagra, so they know a thing or two about getting off.
8. Does caffeine enhance the sexual experience?
Aukerman: It can, if you do it right. Initially, caffeine will make you jittery, which is obviously not going to work well -- the "quick squirt" phenomenon. But if you drink a few pots of coffee and stay up all night, the next morning you will have a coffee boner. I have heard many a tale of marathon sex sessions due to the fortitude and longevity of the coffee boner.
9. Which Descendents song has the unlikeliest sexual connotations?
Aukerman: I would say "Enjoy." It's a song about farting, but I used the word "queef" in it, not knowing that it's used to refer to post-sex vaginal expulsion of air.
10. What's the craziest thing a girl's ever done to score you?
Aukerman: Show me her tattoo of my likeness on her crotch. It didn't work. Sex is already funny enough without having to look at a cartoon of yourself while doing it.
11. Do you have any nicknames for your dick?
Aukerman: The pink palomino.
12. What's better than sex?
Milo Aukerman: When the sex is good, nothing. Sometimes ice cream can be better, but that's rare
Photo courtesy of Fat Wreck Chords
