Can you imagine the amount of play Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington would be getting if only he weren't married? Selfishly, Bennington, 25, was only thinking of himself when he opted to tie the knot five years ago -- thus ruining the dreams of his fans, who would love to live vicariously through his penis as he dated the series of movie stars and models most rockers go through.

Then again, maybe Linkin Park's fans are less concerned with their loins and more concerned with the quintet's music, an infectious blend of rapcore and electronic thrash. Lord knows enough Linkin lovers own enough copies of the group's 2000 debut Hybrid Theory -- it rang up the register 4.8 million times last year, outselling every other artist in 2001. Got that, Justin and Britney?

But Playboy had heard enough of One Step Closer and In the End to last a lifetime and not enough about Bennington's sexual predilections. We tracked down the bespectacled singer to get the lowdown. Suffice it to say, you should ask for an autograph, not a handshake, when you meet Master, er, Mr. Bennington.

1. How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?

Chester Bennington: I don't remember losing my virginity. I think I was 15, and I was on ether.

2. What's the most memorable sexual experience you've ever had?

Bennington: My left hand.

3. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?

Bennington: Oh, that's a hard one. I'd probably say Angelina Jolie.

4. What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex?

Bennington: Driving on the freeway with my wife. I'll put that up there with the best sexual experience, too. But it probably was my left hand because I spend more time with my left hand than my wife.

5. Have you ever had sex with a groupie?

Bennington: I don't know if the people who had sex with me at the time really liked my music. I don't think so.

6. Ever have a three- or more-some?

Bennington: Yeah, me, my left hand and my right hand all had a party together. I'm really into masturbating.