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I think if I really got serious about it, I could run for Congress and probably make it. |
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Do I consider myself a movie star? I consider myself a guy with a good job, an interesting job. |
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I think I might have a problem, a sexual addiction. I have porn on me at all times. |
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They expect me to be cruel to them, it's some sort of badge of honor. That's how crazy it is. |
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Fasting is a way to pull back and check on what you really need. |
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We're the last generation that can say we didn't know drugs were bad. |
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I love it when I'm in a store and somebody drops his keys and says, 'D'oh! |
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Entourage's resident shark tells us how agents love him, why tabloids hate him. |
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The more I see good actors, the more I understand. What I've been doing is mugging. |
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I've never been in a significant relationship for longer than two and a half years. |
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If you catch me using the word I once a year, that's a lot. 'I saw your movie.' So what? |
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One day, all the brilliance that had been building inside Michael Jackson just erupted. |
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Some people call me brave because of what I said, but I don't think it was brave at all. |
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Born April 3, 1961, Eddie had a dream of being in show business that finally took ashape at 15. |
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Burt Reynolds said evil, vicious things about me. Maybe his toupee was twisted. |
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What can I say to Mick, to the Rolling Stones, except, 'This thing is bigger than both of us, darling'? |
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I respect Oprah's opinion, but she didn't respect mine. I want her to admit she was wrong. |
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I don't have a problem sitting and talking. I'm just not comfortable talking about myself. |
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I did shitloads and shitloads of drugs. I tried everything, but almost none of it worked for me. |
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Anyone who would rub lemons on her chest is completely insane. Now I get lemons in the mail. |
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If Tom Hanks had to depend on his off-camera image to become celebrated, he wouldn't be. |
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What are those structures down there, guesthouses?' 'No, they ain't, they are my speakers' |
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I'm feeling angry about this. I'm being pressured into doing an interview, and I resent that. |
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I walked up to accept the Oscar thinking, 'Get to say what you really feel and fuck 'em'! |
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It's easier to to censor some kid who's swearing about poverty than it is to stop poverty. |
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I was tired of being a no-good son of a bitch who called himself a man but was just a grown boy. |
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Before he became a superhero, Maguire had carved out a niche in art-house cinema. |
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A conversation about making computers, making mistakes and making millions. |
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If 'hunk' and 32 other titles come with that of sex symbol, I don't want it. It's just media hype. |
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I don't believe women are as quickly or as indiscriminately aroused as most men are. |
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The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger. |
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back, bad news is, he's really pissed off. |
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I think that every man should be fucked up the arse as a prelude to fucking women. |
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I guess I was a hippie in the Sixties. It was a very open time--free speech, meditation, marijuana. |
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People like e-mail because they don't have to answer it. I don't even have a computer. |
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I'm not colorless--I'm black. It's not something I consciously think about. It's like having a dick. |
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If people are serious about revolution, they have to wage a revolution for all oppressed people. |
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It would have been a trip to do another Bond. I prepared myself to do it. I psyched myself. |
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The only thing that shocks now is an extreme. Like me running my mouth off, jacking myself off. |
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There's nothing like getting on stage. It's the biggest buzz of all. It's like fucking for two hours. |
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I think I know who did it. But the Rosenbergs were executed for less important stuff than this. |
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I don't think there's anything sweeter on earth than scaring the living shit out of people. |
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How many people have a family grave in the backyard? I'm sure I'll end up there. |
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I have a resentment that when people meet you, they're meeting some asshole actor. |
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I have two fucking beers at lunchtime in Los Angeles and I've got an edge all of a sudden. |
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She starts laughing and that titty pops out from laughing so hard, you can't beat that. |
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50 Cent was sitting in a car outside his grandmother's house when a gunman drove up and fired. |
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For me to say, 'I feel white,' someone would try to commit me.It's not a choice. |
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I just like to feel things next to me. Even before I had a figure, I liked my clothes snug and tight. |
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'Daddy, why do you have to go to jail so much?' I told her that I was involved in a struggle. |
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Fear is the biggest thing I feel onstage. It's all work. You're always in danger of losing control. |
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I've always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot, but I don't really want to think about that too much. |
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Listen, if I hadn't looked good in Playboy, I wouldn't have posed. So I thought, Fuck it! |
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Garp was like an oil drilling. I had to dig deep inside myself and bring things up. |
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People like me much better than they did before The Apprentice. It's like being a rock star. |
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I'm not celibate, and I do masturbate. But not like a fiend. I believe in moderation. |
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People say this guy is dissing women every fucking record. But those are the biggest hits! |
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When a lot of people try to confront their lives, they try to separate themselves from their work. |
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The reason I pay so much attention to minutiae in my books is that these things excite and interest me. |
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A guy could rap off at the mouth so much you don't care if you put him on the hill to push up daisies. |
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If nudity is part of life and movies reflect life, they're going to have nudity in. I think it's all fine. |
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A candid conversation with playboy's editor-publisher on our 20th anniversary -- January 1974. |
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The Oscar meant a lot to me -- even if it took them 40 years to get around to it. |
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It would be far easier to go, 'Oh, I wish I loved women,' but I don't. I love the way a man thinks. |
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'No, no, they didn't do that to me!' It was almost better to think I had willingly joined them. |
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I loved Spider-Man, but I'm not too sure Tobey Maguire could kick a lot of people's asses. |
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Many will be shocked by what he has to say; others will be outraged. It merits publication. |
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We're telling the terrorists, 'You're not going to take our freedoms away. We're going to do it ourselves'. |
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They think I get my rocks off when the people in my pictures get their heads blown off. |
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The controversial director talks about enemies, drugs, conspiracies, bisexuality and more. |
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A chat with the movies' favorite slacker about how he turned being a goof-off into stardom. |
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Censorship is if you suck a tit, you're an X, but if you cut it off with a sword, you're a PG. |
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I believe more in the power of the vote than in getting a gun and trying to kill off the white race. |
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What happened with Julia Roberts, his dad's worst advice & why his show is like Dynasty on crack. |
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