Pharrell Williams
Pharrell Williams

 What is big titties and a fat arse if her face looks like a fucking monster

Pharrell Williams
By Sarah Preston

Pharrell Williams -- chart-topping mega producer and frontman of the hipster hip-hop ensemble N.E.R.D. -- literally lives in the limelight, whether it's rocking the kit at the Grammys or performing to millions on SNL and TRL. So we were a little surprised by how reticent he was when we sat down to talk sex with him during a break in his stint as a Playboy Celebrity Guest Photographer. Williams warmed up to the subject at hand while flipping through issues of Playboy magazine, pointing out Playmates he'd like to date. Chatter quickly turned from his 26-carat canary diamond ring to his aversion to "fake titties" and especially the drama that goes along with the music industry. Earlier this year tabloids reported that his then-girlfriend Jade Jagger was battling for his affection with Christina Aguilera at a London nightclub. Any truth to the rumored catfight? "I never air out the business of a girl that I ever dealt with," a tactful Williams explained. "No matter what kind of terms we stopped hanging around each other on, I'm never gonna tell you that I used to fuck with this girl, or I had sex with that one."

He might have declined to dish about that rumored dust-up, but Williams eventually did give us the scoop on everything else, from his porn preferences to the sexiest babe he's ever worked with.

On your first album, you had a song called "Brain" about getting oral sex. Do you prefer giving or receiving?

Pharrell Williams: Head is incredible, but I get off eating pussy, too.
The song "Tape You" is on that same album. Porn-wise, what turns you on?

PW: I'm not a big porn guy. But I'll watch it with some girls and, ya know.
Who's the sexiest female artist you've ever worked with?

PW: Gwen Stefani. You ever seen Gwen Stefani close up?
Who's the sexiest woman musician of all time?

PW: The sexiest woman musician is Alicia Keys.
Your N.E.R.D. bandmate Shae admits he has a foot fetish. What's your fetish?

PW: I would agree -- girls' feet.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?

PW: Sixteen. I was talking shit to this woman at my job -- acting like I had fucked before, and I had never fucked before -- and I had to go all the way through with it because I couldn't back down. She was an older lady, like 28 or 29; we worked together at McDonald's.
One-night stands: for them or against them?

PW: I've had some one-night stands, but for the most part I'm turned on by the way women think and the shit that they say. When you don't really know a girl like that, it don't really click -- I mean, it can happen, but I like girls that I know.
What's the most memorable sexual experience you've ever had?

PW: In a room with eight girls in Miami a year ago. I had sex with two of them -- you can't fuck eight girls! I mean, not without Viagra -- I'd have a sore dick for a week. And the rest of them was just good to watch. They were all involved -- I was the audience for them. They didn't take a break.
Where's the most unusual place you've ever had sex?

PW: It's not really that unusual: the hood of my car.
What's your favorite part of the female body?

PW: Eyes and smile. What is big titties and a fat ass if her face looks like a fucking monster?
Are you an ass man or a boob man?

PW: Ass. I hate fake titties.
What's better than sex?

PW: Music. There's always something more to discover. Sex is good, but I can't fuck all day, although I'd love to. Music has always been the only thing for me that has outdone its own euphoria time and time again. Also, the one thing I can't stand is drama -- I hate anything that anybody just wants to fuss and fight over all the time. I'm just looking for the right girl. I'm looking for my Yoko Ono.