If you thought NC State was stuffy, ask Malina for a campus tour. Trust us, it’s not the same jaunt prospective freshmen take. First, she points out practicalities all students... should be aware of. “There’s a tunnel on campus called the Freedom of Expression Tunnel and I’ve seen people streak down it before,” she says, adding, “I’ve had sex in a car in the campus parking deck, where all students park.” Next, Malina shows school spirit by highlighting the sports program. “I’m definitely into the athletes, especially the football players. I love guys who are in good shape and it’s a turn-on to see them hot and sweaty on the field.” Malina then ends her tour with an overview of student social activities. “I was at a frat party that got pretty crazy. We were all playing strip poker and these two girls just started going at it on the table giving everyone a show.” And this ends our tour. Any questions?